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London. The Prince's Lodging.
Enter PRINCE OF WALES and SIR JOHN FALSTAFF.
Falstaff Now, Hal, what time of day is it, lad?
Prince Henry Thou art so fat-witted with drinking of old sack, and
unbuttoning thee after supper, and sleeping upon benches
after noon, that thou hast forgotten to demand that truly
which thou wouldst truly know. What a devil hast thou to
do with the time of the day? Unless hours were cups of
sack, and minutes capons, and clocks the tongues of bawds,
and dials the signs of leaping-houses, and the blessed sun
himself a fair hot wench in flame-coloured taffeta, I see
no reason why thou shouldst be so superfluous to demand
the time of the day.
Falstaff Indeed you come near me now, Hal, for we that take purses
go by the moon and the seven stars, and not "by Phoebus,
he, that wand'ring knight so fair". And I prithee, sweet
wag, when thou art a king, as God save thy grace - majesty
I should say, for grace thou wilt have none-
Prince Henry What, none?
Falstaff No, by my troth, not so much as will serve to be prologue
to an egg and butter.
Prince Henry Well, how then? Come, roundly, roundly.
Falstaff Marry then, sweet wag, when thou art king let not us that
are squires of the night's body be called thieves of the
day's beauty: let us be Diana's foresters, gentlemen of
the shade, minions of the moon; and let men say we be men
of good government, being governed, as the sea is, by our
noble and chaste mistress the moon, under whose
countenance we steal.
Prince Henry Thou sayst well, and it holds well too; for the fortune of
us that are the moon's men doth ebb and flow like the sea,
being governed as the sea is by the moon. As for proof
now: a purse of gold most resolutely snatched on Monday
night, and most dissolutely spent on Tuesday morning; got
with swearing "Lay by!", and spent with crying "Bring
in!"; now in as low an ebb as the foot of the ladder, and
by and by in as high a flow as the ridge of the gallows.
Falstaff By the Lord, thou sayst true, lad - and is not my hostess
of the tavern a most sweet wench?
Prince Henry As the honey of Hybla, my old lad of the castle; and is
not a buff jerkin a most sweet robe of durance?
Falstaff How now, how now, mad wag? What, in thy quips and thy
quiddities? What a plague have I to do with a buff jerkin?
Prince Henry Why, what a pox have I to do with my hostess of the
tavern?
Falstaff Well, thou hast called her to a reckoning many a time and
oft.
Prince Henry Did I ever call for thee to pay thy part?
Falstaff No, I'll give thee thy due, thou hast paid all there.
Prince Henry Yea, and elsewhere, so far as my coin would stretch; and
where it would not I have used my credit.
Falstaff Yea, and so used it that were it not here apparent that
thou art heir apparent - but I prithee, sweet wag, shall
there be gallows standing in England when thou art king?
And resolution thus fubbed as it is with the rusty curb of
old father Antic the law? Do not thou when thou art king
hang a thief.
Prince Henry No, thou shalt.
Falstaff Shall I? O rare! By the Lord, I'll be a brave judge.
Prince Henry Thou judgest false already. I mean thou shalt have the
hanging of the thieves, and so become a rare hangman.
Falstaff Well, Hal, well; and in some sort it jumps with my humour
as well as waiting in the court, I can tell you.
Prince Henry For obtaining of suits?
Falstaff Yea, for obtaining of suits, whereof the hangman hath no
lean wardrobe. 'Sblood, I am as melancholy as a gib-cat or
a lugged bear.
Prince Henry Or an old lion, or a lover's lute.
Falstaff Yea, or the drone of a Lincolnshire bagpipe.
Prince Henry What sayst thou to a hare, or the melancholy of Moorditch?
Falstaff Thou hast the most unsavoury similes, and art indeed the
most comparative, rascalliest, sweet young prince. But,
Hal, I prithee trouble me no more with vanity. I would to
God thou and I knew where a commodity of good names were
to be bought. An old lord of the Council rated me the
other day in the street about you, sir, but I marked him
not; and yet he talked very wisely, but I regarded him
not; and yet he talked wisely, and in the street too.
Prince Henry Thou didst well, for wisdom cries out in the streets, and
no man regards it.
Falstaff O, thou hast damnable iteration, and art indeed able to
corrupt a saint. Thou hast done much harm upon me, Hal,
God forgive thee for it. Before I knew thee, Hal, I knew
nothing; and now am I, if a man should speak truly, little
better than one of the wicked. I must give over this life,
and I will give it over - by the Lord, an I do not I am a
villain! I'll be damned for never a king's son in
Christendom.
Prince Henry Where shall we take a purse tomorrow, Jack?
Falstaff Zounds, where thou wilt, lad! I'll make one; an I do not,
call me villain and baffle me.
Prince Henry I see a good amendment of life in thee, from praying to
purse-taking.
Falstaff Why, Hal, 'tis my vocation, Hal; 'tis no sin for a man to
labour in his vocation.
Enter POINS.
Poins! Now shall we know if Gadshill have set a match. O,
if men were to be saved by merit, what hole in hell were
hot enough for him? This is the most omnipotent villain
that ever cried "Stand!" to a true man.
Prince Henry Good morrow, Ned.
Poins Good morrow, sweet Hal. What says Monsieur Remorse? What
says Sir John Sack-and-Sugar? Jack, how agrees the devil
and thee about thy soul, that thou soldest him on Good
Friday last for a cup of Madeira and a cold capon's leg?
Prince Henry Sir John stands to his word, the devil shall have his
bargain; for he was never yet a breaker of proverbs: he
will give the devil his due.
Poins Then art thou damned for keeping thy word with the devil.
Prince Henry Else he had been damned for cozening the devil.
Poins But my lads, my lads, tomorrow morning, by four o'clock
early at Gads Hill! There are pilgrims going to Canterbury
with rich offerings, and traders riding to London with fat
purses. I have vizards for you all; you have horses for
yourselves; Gadshill lies tonight in Rochester; I have
bespoke supper tomorrow night in Eastcheap: we may do it
as secure as sleep. If you will go, I will stuff your
purses full of crowns; if you will not, tarry at home and
be hanged.
Falstaff Hear ye, Yedward: if I tarry at home and go not, I'll hang
you for going.
Poins You will, chops?
Falstaff Hal, wilt thou make one?
Prince Henry Who, I rob? I a thief? Not I, by my faith.
Falstaff There's neither honesty, manhood, nor good fellowship in
thee, nor thou camest not of the blood royal if thou
darest not stand for ten shillings.
Prince Henry Well then, once in my days I'll be a madcap.
Falstaff Why, that's well said.
Prince Henry Well, come what will, I'll tarry at home.
Falstaff By the Lord, I'll be a traitor then, when thou art king.
Prince Henry I care not.
Poins Sir John, I prithee leave the Prince and me alone. I will
lay him down such reasons for this adventure that he shall
go.
Falstaff Well, God give thee the spirit of persuasion and him the
ears of profiting, that what thou speakest may move, and
what he hears may be believed, that the true prince may,
for recreation sake, prove a false thief, for the poor
abuses of the time want countenance. Farewell, you shall
find me in Eastcheap.
Prince Henry Farewell, the latter spring! Farewell, All-hallown summer!
[Exit FALSTAFF.
Poins Now, my good sweet honey lord, ride with us tomorrow. I
have a jest to execute that I cannot manage alone.
Falstaff, Bardolph, Peto, and Gadshill shall rob those men
that we have already waylaid - yourself and I will not be
there - and when they have the booty, if you and I do not
rob them, cut this head off from my shoulders.
Prince Henry How shall we part with them in setting forth?
Poins Why, we will set forth before or after them, and appoint
them a place of meeting, wherein it is at our pleasure to
fail; and then will they adventure upon the exploit
themselves, which they shall have no sooner achieved but
we'll set upon them.
Prince Henry Yea, but 'tis like that they will know us by our horses,
by our habits, and by every other appointment, to be
ourselves.
Poins Tut, our horses they shall not see, I'll tie them in the
wood; our vizards we will change after we leave them; and,
sirrah, I have cases of buckram for the nonce, to immask
our noted outward garments.
Prince Henry Yea, but I doubt they will be too hard for us.
Poins Well, for two of them, I know them to be as true-bred
cowards as ever turned back; and for the third, if he
fight longer than he sees reason, I'll forswear arms. The
virtue of this jest will be the incomprehensible lies that
this same fat rogue will tell us when we meet at supper:
how thirty at least he fought with, what wards, what
blows, what extremities he endured; and in the reproof of
this lives the jest.
Prince Henry Well, I'll go with thee. Provide us all things necessary
and meet me tomorrow night in Eastcheap; there I'll sup.
Farewell.
Poins Farewell, my lord.
[Exit.
Prince Henry I know you all, and will awhile uphold
The unyoked humour of your idleness.
Yet herein will I imitate the sun,
Who doth permit the base contagious clouds
To smother up his beauty from the world,
That, when he please again to be himself,
Being wanted, he may be more wondered at
By breaking through the foul and ugly mists
Of vapours that did seem to strangle him.
If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work;
But when they seldom come, they wished-for come,
And nothing pleaseth but rare accidents.
So when this loose behaviour I throw off
And pay the debt I never promisd,
By how much better than my word I am,
By so much shall I falsify men's hopes;
And like bright metal on a sullen ground,
My reformation, glitt'ring o'er my fault,
Shall show more goodly and attract more eyes
Than that which hath no foil to set it off.
I'll so offend to make offence a skill,
Redeeming time when men think least I will.
[Exit.